Who's a Fat Bastard - My breath could melt your face

August 8, 2014

     This is going to be short and sweet, just like Lisa. I was up at eight, made coffee then did my workout. Four Stair stretches, then help Lisa make the Green Room bed. 

Wearing out the fourth stair

I do my One Stair Steps and then vacuum half the Green room. I only vacuum half because my Princess Barbie Workout Couch is taking up the other half and I still have to do my Belly Crunches and sit ups. I think my belly hump is getting smaller!

Hamster sized belly hump!

After a quick shower Willy showed up and we got the deck cleaned up and a new light fixture installed. I just checked the mirror ball...it's like Freakin Disco man!

Saturday Night Liver Pills!

Willy strung up the lights and did some decorating while Lisa went to Costco and I went and picked up the spit and pit. 

Spit to my Loo my darling

A quick bit of left over salad and some garlic sausage, and my breath could melt your face. 

Two day old salad and garlic sausage.

Perfect for going to Walmart! They had charcoal at $9 a bag. Then I was at Dollar Giant for streamers and Value Village looking for another plaid table cloth! 

     At 7 pm we went to Woody's for dinner I had a burger and salad and Lisa had prime rib. I knew I was getting half her prime rib anyway. She really just wants the mashed potatoes and gravy. And my dinner is safe, who wants to pick at a bunless burger.

     We made it to Stupor Store about 9. We shopped till 10:30. 

Its now 1:30 am and I'm done. I pick up the PA at 11 am and we start partying about 3pm. 
The trampoline is dead. I killed it!

What happened? Fat Bastard happened!

The pool is functioning well and I won't Squatchnami it!

Squatchapalooza Xll goes tomorrow. Lots of food , lots of fun and lots of music. Bring what your drinking, a side and a chair. Oh yeah, and a positive attitude.

That's all I got.
Till next time
Peace Out Y'all


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