Who's a Fat Bastard - Cards with no addresses

August 27, 2014

      Wednesday is garbage day, well green waste recycling day. They only pick up the garbage every other Wednesday. The point is, instead of a couple of robust young men hopping on and off the truck dumping the waste into the hopper in virtual silence, now it's one guy and a big truck that wakes up the entire neighbourhood at 7:30 am! I lay in bed watching the news until my bladder got me moving. I was going to go back to bed but when I went to put my CPAP mask back on it was missing the part that holds the nose plugs together. By the time I found it, I was wide awake. I put on the kettle for coffee. Lisa bought Maxwell House because it was on sale, I think I like the No Name Instant better.
     I got right on my workout. I had to go to the Lab for blood work. I didn't want to go early because all the people who had to fast overnight are there. I was supposed to have this done two weeks ago. I've been busy.
I got in my 1000 Four Stair Stretches.

I did 200 One Stair Steps. I was projectile sweating. I wasn't feeling that great. I took my blood sugar and it was 5.9, right were it should be.

I did 144 Belly Crunches and called it a workout.

No Iron Maiden today

I showered and had a Bite to eat. A little bit of boneless pork and a cheese burger lettuce wrap.

Cheese Burger

I headed out to the Lab at just after 11. I figured it would not be too busy. I figured wrong. They have a number dispenser and I was number 98. They were serving number 79. I was packing urine. Still warm. My Doctor gave me a vial and told me to take it with me to the lab. The lab said I need to give them a fresh sample. I was dry. She gave me a test thingy and a new vial. "We'll take the blood first" she said, then proceeded to suck eight tubes of juice out of me. She pointed me at the bathroom and, sample container in hand, I was off to try to squeeze a bit of liquid out of
my well drained bladder. Standing there with the taps going full I was finally able to produce a shot glass full of pee.
     I went by Momma Lee`s for a visit. For some unknown reason they let her put a lock on her door. She keeps locking herself in and out!

Momma Lee

We sat together on the patio for a while. She asked me if I would write some cards she wanted to mail. Turned out that she doesn't have the addresses of any of the people she wanted to send cards too. We get a lot of undeliverable mail brought back.
     I wasn't feeling very good. I lay down around 3:30 and slept till almost 7. I felt better than I did earlier but still not right. I lay around watching TV till Lisa got home about 10:30. She is done for the week now. With the long weekend she has five days off. Its 1 am and I am done for the day.

That's all I got.
Till next time.
Peace Out Y'all


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