Who's a Fat Bastard - Super Squatch size!

August 13, 2014 

     It rained. It rained all day. For the first time this summer, it rained. I'm not one of those people who are bothered by the rain. I often like to sit on the deck and listen to the raindrops as they hit the Plexiglas roof. The dogs, nutmeg in particular, not so much. Elvis curls into a ball and Nutmeg paws at me all the while shaking like crazy. 

Pick me up!

That was the kind of morning it was. I was at the computer in my office trying to catch up on my blog, the rain was freaking out the dogs and I , even after or maybe because I slept for ten hours, was feeling tired and washed out.

     I didn't post my blog until 11:30 am and then spent the rest of the day cleaning house and basically doing nothing. Mostly doing nothing. Our house is not that big. I can clean it to man standards in about twenty minutes. Then when Lisa gets home she makes me do it properly. I don't know why people would want their floor so clean they could eat off of it. These people should buy some dishes. We have dogs, kids and open doors! By the way, I have many times, eaten off my floor. Five second rule! 

     Mostly I sat around playing my guitar. I watched a couple of episodes of the Mentalist that I had PVR'd, had a bite to eat and napped.

Turkey salad lettuce wraps

I hardly ever nap but the last few days I have been so tired. Lisa had a 7:30 am call time so she never got home until 9:30 pm, I had enough energy to welcome her home then sat in a stupor while she told me about her day and had her dinner. 

Roast beef and Squatch Salad

I had already eaten and was ready for bed without writing a single word at 11:00.

     So here I am, Thursday morning writing Wednesday's blog about all the things I didn't do. I am wracked with guilt because I skipped my workout to do nothing. I don't want it to become the slippery slope that leads to me ballooning up to Super Squatch size. I'm going to do my workout right now. I can never lose sight of the fact that at heart, I'm a Fat Bastard!

That`s all I got.

Till next time.

Peace Out Y'all

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