May 17, 2014
I'm not saying that I had a lazy morning, but I'm pretty sure that at some point Lisa dusted me. You would of thought I'd have no problem staying awake, what with all the red lights and sirens going off in the hockey game. By the end of the first period, I was in a shock induced coma. Sacre Bleu! What happened? To my Pal Ron, who's a huge Canadiens fan, in the words of PorkyPig ..."budabudabuda, that's all folks." It's only one game, but they looked totally disinterested.
I made my self a nice breakfast of sausage and eggs. I was feeling a little guilty because tomorrow is Weigh Day. I don't think I should be able to eat this well and lose weight.
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| A beautiful breakfast |
I have to admit that I miss bread. Two slices of marble rye and that would have been the perfect breakfast. As it was, it was only great! Three weeks ago, I could make a sandwich out of a sandwich, then wrap it in bread and turn it into a panini.
On Saturdays, I often go to Lakeshore Center where Momma Lee lives, and play guitar and sing for the folks. They are mostly deaf and immobile so I go over big.
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Musical Hostages
Once the care aids bring them to me Bwahaha!!!
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| asleep or dead? |
Momma Lee is one of the youngest residents. It seems like every month some one is breaking the century mark. By the way she's not dead. Just nodded off for a minute or two. They tap their toes and clap their hands. They are so grateful. It is such a little thing for me to do and means so much to them. We live less than 5 minutes from Lakeshore so we see Momma Lee daily. My friend KM and her family are going through it with her Dad. I know how hard it can be, and how much courage it takes to watch someone you love fade away. Props to all of you dealing with your aged parents. I play for an hour. Then they play boccie.
Since I was across the street from Como Lake, and I had the dogs with me, I decided we would walk the lake now.
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| Como Lake from the South end |
It`s an amazing little lake at the top of Blue Mountain. Stocked with trout and home to lots of birds and small mammals.
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| Fishing on the West Bank |
The Canada Geese have nested and there are tons of babies everywhere.
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| Proud parents, scared the crap out of Elvis and Nutmeg! |
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Words to the young..." Run for your life, it's Squatchzilla!"
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The ducks were doing there part too.
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| Sticking close to Momma |
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| Running away from home |
A lot of people don't know that we used to eat a lot of duck and geese in this country. With the price of meat these days, I may have to start hunting them myself. The good news is all you need is a piece of bread and a pitching wedge...okay 9 iron.
I got home about 2:30 and hit the green room. Determined to do my utmost before Weigh Day tomorrow, I buckled down and got to it. I attempted only 1 sit up. I almost got my shoulders off my Barbie Princess workout mat.
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| Barbie Princess Workout Mat |
I will try every day but, I think until I deflate this beach ball I swallowed, it is going to be difficult. Crunches on the other hand, I can do. I did 30 today. Okay, I cried during the last 3.... but just a little. I gazed up from my prone position at the Iron Maiden.
My ass was still sore from yesterday. You know what they say "No pain, No hemorrhoids!" I rode for an hour yesterday. I see that as the benchmark now. I am back to the tablet after I dropped the laptop. The Maiden isn't set up for it. I watched a bunch of Utube vids and before you know it, my time is up.
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| Ridden hard and put away wet! |
The guy who invented the water pic is a freakin genius. Not only does it massage stiff muscles, but on the right setting, it cleans up the naughty bits quite nicely.
We had a few people over for a BBQ and a little cards. Burgers and sausage, marinated zuchini on the grill, Squatch salad and coleslaw with a Rooster Sauce dressing that Chef Boy R Lisa whipped up.
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| BBQ action at Casa Lisa |
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| Love my Dinners |
Well, tomorrow is Weigh Day. Four days since the last. Then every Sunday till I am Thong worthy. I feel great, my energy is up and my clothes are fitting looser. I think I'm prepared for the peaks and valleys. I know they have to happen. I can only eat so much ex lax! It's not like I'm trying to be a super model. Though my man titties are about a D cup, medium hairy.
I want to thank all of you who have been reading my blog and sending me encouraging messages. It makes it easier for me to say no to the foods I don't need to eat, and easier to say yes to the excercise I do need to do. I try to make this entertaining because I need you out there in cyberspace to help me achieve my goal, and when I do. I will send you all an 8x10 Leopard Skin Thong Vanity Shot.....suitable for framing!
Till next time
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