May 12, 2014
Today was off to a hopeful start. Up at 8:30 ready to drop the bomb, primed last night with Milk of Magnesia.
I had 3 days of low carb, high protein fodder fermenting in my innards. Surely an expulsion of biblical proportions was
imminent. I assumed the position on the porcelain bomb sight and .....nothing!
And my pee smelled like asparagus.
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| My Hero |
imminent. I assumed the position on the porcelain bomb sight and .....nothing!
And my pee smelled like asparagus.
I went down to the green room . I thought I would ride the Iron Maiden early today. Maybe it will get things moving along. 35 minutes later I may need to use a corkscrew!
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| Egg salad yum |
Wobbly legged, I made my way up stairs for breakfast. Egg salad on lettuce and a big dill pickle. You gotta try the Vlasic Dills. They're crunchy and juicy! All that and 3 cups of Joe and, Nada. Just a feeling like I'm riding a bicycle, without a seat.
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| Number 10 at Rupert |
Woo hoo, we went and played golf at Rupert Park Pitch and Putt. It was an absolute stunner of a day. Just the right temperature to play in shirt sleeves. The course is in great shape and we were both playing well. Lisa, weller than me. ( and yes I know that's not a real word)
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| One of Lisa's birdie putts 18 in |
There is no shame in getting thumped by the lovely and talented Lisa. That's what I keep telling myself!
A few years ago she won the Eric Bardahl Tournament on the same course. She beat close to 50 golfers to do it, mostly men, all embarrassed.
Between the 11th and 12th holes there is Grateful Bridge.We always take a moment to think about where we are, and how fortunate we are. There's a plaque there dedicated to an old friend who left us too soon. Then Lisa continued to kick my fat ass!
Inside of 100 yards, Lisa can play with anyone. We play skins. 3 points available on every hole. Closest to the Pin, Score and Birdie Bonus. She beat me 17-10 she had 3 birdies. I matched my sit up total of 0.
Between the 11th and 12th holes there is Grateful Bridge.We always take a moment to think about where we are, and how fortunate we are. There's a plaque there dedicated to an old friend who left us too soon. Then Lisa continued to kick my fat ass!
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| Grateful Bridge |
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| Hows my ass look? |
We are going down to Spanish Banks West tonight for a little picnic dinner. Lisa cooked up some chicken breasts, and I made a big salad. Some cheese and some pickles and life's a beach.
Off we go to the beach and Elvis says YipYip Yahoooooo.
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Oh yeah, and Nutmeg likes the dog beach too.
Off we go to the beach and Elvis says YipYip Yahoooooo.
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| Elvis and Crystal |
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| Nutmeg |
Not much of a sunset tonight. A lot of low cloud but it was warm and the food was good. There were a half a dozen other tables all finishing dinner when we arrived at 7:30. Elvis and Nutmeg love being down there. We have never been there when the beach was empty before. There's always people with dogs.
Not tonight, one guy throwing a ball into the ocean for his Lab, and he left 10 minutes after we got there.
I had my beach guitar with me, so we sat and strummed and sang along to the rhythm of the waves. We come down here often. A great view of the sunset, usually!
We called it a night when Elvis disappeared into the darkness. 5 lbs of Coyote bait.
Still no sign of the Poop Fairy. I don't recall having this problem last time I went on this type of program. Double dose of PMM tonight and hope I don't sleep through the event! Sigh.
At any rate it is what it is. I am doing all the things I need to do to be healthy and lose weight. I have about 6 weeks to get thong ready. The leopard skin pube pouch awaits!
As always, feel free to share my blog with anyone you think might enjoy it.
Till next time
Peace out Ya'll
Not tonight, one guy throwing a ball into the ocean for his Lab, and he left 10 minutes after we got there.
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| Sing Along with Squatch |
I had my beach guitar with me, so we sat and strummed and sang along to the rhythm of the waves. We come down here often. A great view of the sunset, usually!
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| The Tree at Spanish Banks West |
We called it a night when Elvis disappeared into the darkness. 5 lbs of Coyote bait.
Still no sign of the Poop Fairy. I don't recall having this problem last time I went on this type of program. Double dose of PMM tonight and hope I don't sleep through the event! Sigh.
At any rate it is what it is. I am doing all the things I need to do to be healthy and lose weight. I have about 6 weeks to get thong ready. The leopard skin pube pouch awaits!
As always, feel free to share my blog with anyone you think might enjoy it.
Till next time
Peace out Ya'll
©2014 Dave Squatch Ward
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