Friday, 26 August 2016

Return of the fat bastard - Drop the rib, drop the rib, drop the rib, DROP THE RIB!!!

August 25th 2016


Do these shorts make my ass look fat?
      I think I'm starting to burn out. The summer of fun is taking it's toll. So I really took it easy today. I spent most of the day working on yesterday's blog. I finally worked up the energy to have a shower when Lea showed up about 1 o'clock. I climbed into the shower and when I went to dispense some of my Old Spice body wash on to my loofah imagine my surprise when some lavender scented, eye burning substance oozed forth onto my previously Old Spice only loofah! WTF!!
Spanish Banks Sunset

      In the 16 plus years we have been together we have never refilled anything but the coffee jar! Immediately my mind deduced that the culprit must be Michelle with one L. She was at work so I had plenty of time to work up my righteous indignation at the sabotaging of my Old Spice. I was going to give Michelle with one L a piece of my mind. A small piece because that's all I have left but a piece all the same.
Spanish Banks Sunset
      The lovely Lisa and Lea were out on the front deck, which for the moment is Rat Bastard free. I was in full rant by the time I hit the deck still in my bath robe. "Do you believe what she did?" I started. "Why would Michelle with one L refill my Old Spice bottle with lavender goo that makes my eyes burn?!" I demanded.
"I did that." the lovely Lisa said "I didn't want to waste it"
"?????????!!!" I said " So you gave it to me?" Did you think the aroma of lavender would make me more popular? Smelling like an old Hippy Broad? What's next, Patchouli?" Michelle with one L is off the hook. So is the lovely Lisa who, by the way, was laughing her ass off. "I'm not using that." I said as I stormed off to get dressed.
Spanish Banks Sunset
      It was after 2 when the lovely Lisa announced that she was going to have a nap. Chef Boy R Lisa is just coming off I turned on the TV and settled in front of the sports station waiting for the Blue Jays game to start in half an hour. The same time as the BC Lions play Ottawa. The remote will get a workout today. Or will it? It was 1 - 0 Bluejays when I fell asleep and the Lions game was still talking heads. I woke up when the phone rang at just before 6. I was supposed to wake the lovely Lisa at 5. By the time I  woke up and went to wake her it was 6:20. We had plans to go to Spanish Banks for the sunset it was going to be close. It was after 7 when we made our way into town.
      We stopped at T n T for some Chinese Snackies. I sat in the car with the Ratdogs baking in the sun, while the lovely Lisa went into the air conditioned comfort of the Chinese supermarket. I was working up a sweat by the time she came back with a sizeable bag of food.
Spanish Banks Sunset
      The sunset was fabulous! We arrived at 7:56 and the sun was on it's way down. We sat on a log with our usual view of the Tree and ate long ribs and sushi as a film crew took over half the dog beach.

Aaaaaand......Action!

In retrospect eating ribs on a dog beach may have been cruel.
Focus!
The Ratdogs never took their eyes off the lovely Lisa giver of treats.
Drop the rib, drop the rib, drop the rib, DROP THE RIB!!!

      It was a very romantic evening and we took our time getting home. Enjoying each others company and making plans for the Olivia Newton John concert tomorrow at the PNE. The lovely Lisa picked this one and we bought reserved seats. Perhaps I'll use that bodywash!

That's all I've got
Till next time
Peace out Y'all

P.S. All the pics are from today.

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