Who's a Fat Bastard - Tuna Salad with an apple and a pear

February 26, 2015

      Do you remember a couple of days ago I told you I had a conversation with my agent Nancy about somebody asking something about my possible availability for something that may or may not happen? It happened. I am once again a working actor. I am doing three days on a feature film. There's all kinds of confidentiality issues so I can't tell you exactly what I'm doing. I will post as soon as I can. I'm excited to be back on set. I'll keep you informed .
      I was in the middle of my workout when the call came from Nancy. The lovely Lisa came down to the Green room with Nancy on the line. "You got the part" the lovely Lisa blurted out. "I'm doing my workout Nancy, I'll call you back for the details." I said to my amazing agent and long time friend on the other end of the phone. She had a couple of questions then said "It's all in the email, bye Squatchy" I finished my workout feeling reborn and positive.

Happy Happy

      This was at about 2:00 p.m I had spent the morning writing and playing guitar. I'm going to a couple of parties this weekend. One is a Jammin Birthday Bash for the Amazing Lea Sheldon, the cute half of Smokey Wine. Mark, the other half is cute too, if your into that old hippy kind of thing. Saturday is a house party and the host told me he has a guitar there for me to play. How's that for an invite? You can come to my party if you play for us. That's straight up! Most people just invite you, then sit an old, out of tune guitar right were you can see it. How can anyone who plays resist? Besides he's a Scotsman who can cook. I'll sing for my supper anytime. Then Sunday at 5:00 there's a Jam at the Ridgeway Legion at 5:00 come and play, come and listen, have a pint or two on a Sunday evening. If you come early you can get in on the meat draw! This is only the second Jam. It's a place to play and they are nice people.
      After my workout I made myself a Tuna Salad with an apple and a pear that I shared with the lovely Lisa. We planned on going down to Woody's for the Canucks game and chicken wings. 4:00 is too early. So I watched the first period of the game in Tiny TV Town. After the period was over I emerged from my hockey exile to the lovely Lisa ready to go. So I probably have fifteen minutes. She disappeared into the bathroom as I made my way back to Tiny TV Town. It was half way through the second period when the lovely Lisa appeared in the doorway "Are you coming or not?" the lovely Lisa asked. I filed my sarcastic reply for another battle. No use poking the bear. Even if she is a tiny bear, she's still a bear!
      The parking lot at Woody's is always busy. I think Viki rents the spaces out long term parking. Or not, it was busy inside too. We ordered twenty wings and the lovely Lisa had the steak sandwich special and I had the Fish Tacos.

Which I enjoyed a lot more when they were $7 on Sundays as opposed to $12 the rest of the week. The lovely Lisa and I played NTN poker and this time, I had my glasses! It didn't matter, she took my money like taking candy from a baby. The Canucks lost to the last place team in the whole league just to put a bad taste in my mouth. The lovely Lisa and I went home and picked up the Rat dogs.

We took them to the track at the Rec centre. There were a couple of runners on the track and Elvis would bark at them every time they went by. Home around 10:00 and tucked in before midnight.

That's all I've got

Till Next time

Peace out Y'all

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