Friday, 28 November 2014

Who's a Fat Bastard - Shortest blog ever.

November 27 2014
Cute dog picture

      If you have to be laid up I guess American Thanksgiving is as good a day as any. Probably better than most, if you're a sports fan. Wall to wall football. I really thought that I would be able to write something clever about spending a day watching football, hoping to pass my kidney stone. I was drinking gallons of water. I took my flomax. I can feel  that frickin stone moving all over the place. The lovely Lisa was smart enough to ditch me early. She said she was going to see Mama Lee and do some shopping. I suspect that my shitty attitude had something to do with it. 
      At lunch time I had fried eggs on top of leftover chicken curry it was delicious. 

     I couldn't get interested in the games. I tried but every movement hurt. The Seahawks even beat up on the 49ers tonight. That should make me happy. Didn't work. 
      The lovely Lisa marinated beef strip loin steak and then BBQ'd them for dinner.

She is way too good to me. I was being a miserable bastard so Lisa went to bed. 
      Not much to read today. Like my Mum used to say. "Keep yer greetin tae yerself".


That's all I've got
Till next time
Peace out Y'all

©2014 Dave Squatch Ward


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