Sunday, 26 June 2016

Return of the Fat Bastard - Good enough for god, Good enough for me!

June 26th 2016

      The bible says "On the seventh day he rested" Good enough for God, good enough for me.The blog I mean. I have been busy all day. I dropped the lovely Lisa Off at Stupor store while I went to IKEA to replace the faucet down stairs. It was one of the best IKEA trips ever. I walked up to one of the Yellow Breasted Nonothings. I showed him the faucet. He handed me a slip, I paid, I walked to the pickup counter and 5 minutes later I was headed back to Stupor Store. Faucet in hand.
      This was the biggest shop I can remember Chef Boy R Lisa ever doing. I'm just the muscle! I needed my muscles this time. Flats of sodas, giant bags of rice and 139 lbs of bananas! She's working on a remake of Planet Of The Apes........Just kidding. She's making banana cream pie tomorrow.
When we got home I helped unload the car and was just about to head down to the plumbing job from Hell when Duffy showed up. Saved! We sat and watched golf. That's what Sundays are about. 
       After Duffy left I was out of excuses. I did it! I used my legendary flexability to contort myself into the tiny cabinet and switched out the faucet without hurting myself!

That's all I've got 
Till next time
Peace out Y'all

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