Return of the Fat Bastard - A relatively steady and incessant whine!

October 15th 2016

Keeping me company

      400! That's how many postings I've made to the Fat Bastard blog since its inception on May 2nd 2014. I'm going to tell you I am quite pleased with myself. Not only was I able to write 400 postings it seems there are actually people reading it. More than 35,000 views. I have some regular readers, friends and family. I was however surprised to see where in the world people were reading my blog. It's been read in 10 different countries including Russia the Ukraine and Japan. I wonder what they think about the way I live my life? If you live in a far away place or in a different culture I would love to hear from you. A thought, a critique or just a Hey how are you?
      I'm day 2 of my cold. I feel way worse than I did on day 1 and I felt like crap then. Of course that was only yesterday. Now I'm pounding  Buckley's, sucking on Halls lozenges and keeping up a relatively steady and incessant whine! I was up for a while. But I wasn't very good company. I had a couple of cups of Jo with Michelle with one L and the lovely Lisa. I am now back in my bedroom in self-imposed exile! Michelle with one L left to do some running around. So she says. Or did she just leave to escape the disease eminating from my rotting throat and. sinuses. She gave it to me. She should suffer with me. Or at the very least be punished! In fairness she was sick as a dog for several days but to be honest I don't care about being fair! So when she left I licked some of her stuff!
      With Michelle with one L out of the way and the lovely Lisa making Magic soup

Dem bones, Dem bones, dem ham bones

I crawled back to my bedroom like a bear into his cave. This may be a shock to some of you but I'm actually quite a dick when I'm sick. So basically the lovely Lisa lets me crawl off and wait to die!! While she makes soup.
      It's Saturday morning so there's a ton of American college football on the TV. Which is why I'm writing my blog right now. Because there's way too much college football. The baseball games will start soon.
      Hey, look! It's 11:11! Some people believe that it is a magical mystical number. That it signifies a spirit is in the room. 11 + 11 equal 22 that's a Masonic Master number. That's probably how they fit those fat old men into those little cars. But I digress.       Something just happened to me that's never happened before. I could smell the lovely Lisa caramelizing the onions for the soup. When all of a sudden my mouth got wet and I felt nauseated. That's never happened to me before! Our house always smells so warm and welcoming when the lovely Lisa is working her culinary Magic. I closed the bedroom door open the window and turned on all three of the fans. I'm feeling better now.

Turkey chicken soup

      It turned out to be a double soup kind of day today. For lunch I had the turkey chicken soup and then later on in the day I had the ham soup.

Hamsoup

Both delicious. And I needed the soup. I needed something to make me feel better because I have a cold and because the only thing colder than my cold are the Blue Jays hitters. That sentence doesn't really make any sense though life's like that sometimes. Blue Jays lost and now they have to win at home. The Canucks won a game in a shootout. A game so dull you couldn't cut the cheese with it! Though you could still enjoy the smell! The highlite of the game was when our high priced off season acquasition shot the puck into his own net while they had a man advantageon a delayed power play.
After the game I crashed. The big storm never came. And this morning I feel quite a bit better. I might go out and Jam tonight.


That's all I've got
Till next Time
Peace out Y'all